I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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