Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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