What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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