awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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