Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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