i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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