I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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