just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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