Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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