I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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