i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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