Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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