It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
They are going to name an STD after you.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
