I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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