Sponge bath it is.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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