is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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