dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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