Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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