I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
