We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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