So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize