no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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