Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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