Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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