So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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