My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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