this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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