Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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