just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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