Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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