it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
