This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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