Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I cannot find my penis.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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