i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Are my feet made of real feet?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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