Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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