is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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