I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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