Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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