Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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