This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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