everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Dignity is for republicans.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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