Don't you send me to vm
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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