"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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