Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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