I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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