Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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