How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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