I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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