I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm like, not good at living.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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