But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Randomize
