You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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