Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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