Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
